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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Small rodents have no identity. They are a nano mouse.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Wherewolves are endangered.
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
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