Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
animals
Unnamed rodents are anonymouse.
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?
Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.


