Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Obsessed with albino swine?
You might have a pig-mentation problem.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Unnamed rodents are anonymouse.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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