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12/13/2023

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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12/12/2023

Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?

BF Skinner.

(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

11/30/2023

If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

11/24/2023

The study of ponies, aka micro-equine-omics.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/22/2023

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/20/2023

A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/10/2023

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/16/2023

Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/14/2023

Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/10/2023

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)