NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Managing a web site about pigs requires knowledge of MySqueal databases.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sheep is ewenique.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
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