I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Small rodents have no identity. They are a nano mouse.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Wherewolves are endangered.
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
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