The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is most devious?
The kangaroos.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
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