How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
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(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is most devious?
The kangaroos.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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