I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Allahphants are God’s creatures.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
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