I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
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Parallel barking!
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“Moo chews grass yes!”
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Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
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