What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.