So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.