What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
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(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
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