My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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