What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.