DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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WHO’S YO RATTY?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s been mice talking to ya!
  2. Show me your titmouse.
  3. Who’s yo’ Ratty?
  4. Bred anything interesting lately?
  5. I think I’m in lab with you!
  6. I find you so infestinating!
  7. Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
  8. I’ve got my ides on you.
  9. USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
  10. The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
  11. Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.

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