What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
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