I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rockroaches
- HardCoreVets
- Animalpractice
- Elephantastic Four
- Feed Em and Sweep
- The Cowlers
- Sheep Sweep
- Grrrlers
- Bull’s Eye Doctors
- The Neuteralizers
- Surgical Strikes
- The Horseplayers
- [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...TRAGICALLY HIPPO
Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just the Way You Artiodactyl
- Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
- Felt Good on My Hippos
- What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do pigs sleep in hamhocks?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...TIGER SILLIES
Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stripe Search
- Orange Rover
- Claw of the Jungle
- Bigcatted Remarks
- Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The dog was infertile after being hit with a spade.
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