If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...DON’T STOP BEAVERING
Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money? Leave it to Beavers!
- Don’t Stop Beavering
- Beaver Fever
- Green + White = Gold
- Unfreeze our Funds
- Bemidjial Classes
- Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
- Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
- No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
- Look Out: Green Aid!
- Gala – Advancing with the Stars
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...WHO’S YO RATTY?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rockroaches
- HardCoreVets
- Animalpractice
- Elephantastic Four
- Feed Em and Sweep
- The Cowlers
- Sheep Sweep
- Grrrlers
- Bull’s Eye Doctors
- The Neuteralizers
- Surgical Strikes
- The Horseplayers
- [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
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Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just the Way You Artiodactyl
- Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
- Felt Good on My Hippos
- What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...TIGER SILLIES
Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stripe Search
- Orange Rover
- Claw of the Jungle
- Bigcatted Remarks
- Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
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