Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
animals
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but mĂ©nage a bull.
Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.


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