Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
animals
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
What do sheep use to scratch an itch? A lamb post.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.



