Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
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I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
Which breed of dog is expert at home repairs? A caulker spaniel.
Grizzly bear pickup lines: ‘What’s ursine?’
My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.

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