There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
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Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).


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