Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
architecture
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’