The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
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