Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
bodily functions
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.