We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...bodily functions
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
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