I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
booze
When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
What do you call a tavern in Spain?
Bar-saloona!
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jayne in the Neck
- JayneKiller [Painkiller]
- Jayne and Juice
- Brewed Tall Force
- Miss Pinky
- Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
- Gina and Tonic
- Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
- Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
- Rap PunZel
- Gangstalina Jolie
- Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda


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