I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.
business
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.


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