The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
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(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that those who polish their own wood never catch veneereal disease?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
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