Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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