Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
cows
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.

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