Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
cows
When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.

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