Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.

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I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.

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The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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