A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...You should never feed scrap metal to cows. I tried it once, and there was a moo tinny!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
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