When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
cows
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.