The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
(7 votes, average: 1.71 out of 5)Loading...How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
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