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11/10/2023

To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

11/04/2023

Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/22/2023

Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

09/28/2023

A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/09/2023

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/21/2023

As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

07/31/2023

Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?

Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/15/2023

I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

05/26/2023

Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.

(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)

04/27/2023

Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)