Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
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