My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those born in tooth-ows innate will have perpetual dental problems.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Are bulimics all bile lingual?
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