Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
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Loading...I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
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