You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
ethnic groups
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.