If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
farts
If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.


