Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
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There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.