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10/23/2023

Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.

(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)

10/21/2023

What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

10/16/2023

Why were hangings in the Old West very well attended by caterers?

Because, they said “I hear there’s gonna be a luncheon!”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

10/14/2023

Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/08/2023

Chicken farmers make a poultry living.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/30/2023

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/27/2023

Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

09/21/2023

What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?

Chemo-wasabe!

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/20/2023

There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/05/2023

I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.

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