Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
food and drink
Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
What’s a mobster’s favourite cheese? Massacrecapone
When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.


