When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
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There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.


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