Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
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