Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
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Loading...The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
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Hommelettes!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I foolishly mixed two food groups. The results were, at best, meaty yogurt.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
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