YOU GOTTA BE LEAVE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
  2. We’re potheads!
  3. So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
  4. In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
  5. We have steep pockets.
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CAKE PANDEMONIUM

Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pastry de resistance
  2. Bucake
  3. I’m a cakey muthaf******
  4. Let them cake meet!
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SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
  2. When I see cake, icing for joy.
  3. Flantastic Voyage
  4. Give Piece a Chance
  5. Jack Frosting
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WAIT… BEER ME OUT!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ale be forever grateful.
  2. Don’t make me go boozerk.
  3. Wine not?
  4. Vodka I do for you?
  5. It’s not going tequila-ya
  6. Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?
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