Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?
kids
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.

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