If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
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What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.

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