Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
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