Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.
kids
Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!

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