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Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
FETE ACCOMPLI
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Balloonacy
- Have a Balloon
- Party Har Har
- Besta Fiesta
- Fete Accompli
- Blast Impressions
- Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
- All Ages Staging
- Memory Maker
- Event and Odds
- Host A La Vista