Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

Why do children love hotel rooms?

Because they have a fondness for suites!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

FETE ACCOMPLI

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Balloonacy
  2. Have a Balloon
  3. Party Har Har
  4. Besta Fiesta
  5. Fete Accompli
  6. Blast Impressions
  7. Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
  8. All Ages Staging
  9. Memory Maker
  10. Event and Odds
  11. Host A La Vista
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...