As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
kids
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
FETE ACCOMPLI
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Balloonacy
- Have a Balloon
- Party Har Har
- Besta Fiesta
- Fete Accompli
- Blast Impressions
- Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
- All Ages Staging
- Memory Maker
- Event and Odds
- Host A La Vista
You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.