“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.
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