The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
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I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty?
Police navi-dud!
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?