Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.

Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.

Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
The two lawyers had a torted affair.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a