NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sumos are litigious.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...QUERIOUS GEORGE
Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Queriousity
- The Querymen
- Manswers
- Buzzundteit
- IP – In your Face!
- Attorney Men of Champions
- The Old Spicy Guys
- Lawful Crownal Knowledge
- Go Ogle It
- La Triviata
- Trebekistan
- ImPatents
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
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