George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
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When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.
After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”


