Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
literature
Prison novels have their prose and cons.
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.