I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
money
Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie?
You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.
NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.

