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02/20/2023

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

02/11/2023

I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

01/18/2023

After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.

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01/16/2023

Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

11/04/2022

Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/19/2022

The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

08/20/2022

The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/08/2022

At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.

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05/16/2022

Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

05/09/2022

Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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